So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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