and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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