he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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