I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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