Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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