ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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