coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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