I got her a Nickelback box set.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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