Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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