So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I did not marry a roomba.
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