I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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