my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
