I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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