But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there's paper in my vomit.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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