I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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