that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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