we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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