I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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