I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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