Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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