is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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