i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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