What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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