Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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