so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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