Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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