you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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