question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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