I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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