You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just had sex bonerless
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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