got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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