What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize
