If that was your dad, he is hot
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
love makes seman taste better
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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