You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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