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oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Porn is love you can see.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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