my cup is half full, half full of rum.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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