windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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