Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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