Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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