I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Randomize
