wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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