Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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