I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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