Fine. I'll sleep in my office
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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