She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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