Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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