their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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