just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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