apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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