Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
