For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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