If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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